I think my favorite thing about living in Salt Lake City is the amount of Mormon men who have recently discovered homosexuality and cannot keep their hands off of me.
… well, that and not being in Texas while my beloved Rangers have their asses handed to them. I’d drink one too many Lokos and go off on a total tangent about how fucked up it is.
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