March 2011
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October 2010
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I think my favorite thing about living in Salt Lake City is the amount of Mormon men who have recently discovered homosexuality and cannot keep their hands off of me.
… well, that and not being in Texas while my beloved Rangers have their asses handed to them. I’d drink one too many Lokos and go off on a total tangent about how fucked up it is.
Also - despite my homosexual tendencies, my biggest hard-on is for Jesus Christ.
I’m a loud-mouthed and over-opinionated Texas kid living in the Mormon capital of the world. It’s not as bad as it sounds. I live off of gas station food and various Mexican fast-food places, yet I consistently remain the most anorexic looking person my friends know. I’m almost convinced I’ve adapted my body to live off of Orange Crush, Arizona teas and shit from 7/11.
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