This, Tumblr world, is my dream man.

haygerardo:

That, yes. I would smoosh with.

Let me smang it, boi~. Smash it and bang.

haygerardo:

That, yes. I would smoosh with.

Let me smang it, boi~. Smash it and bang.

This is what I envision every time I kiss Nicole.

This is what I envision every time I kiss Nicole.

This is what real photography is to me. The black and white gives it such a beautiful effect, and their expressions are perfect, and that guy’s nipples don’t hurt the situation. I thought about becoming a photographer at one point, and this sparks the dream all over again.

This is what real photography is to me. The black and white gives it such a beautiful effect, and their expressions are perfect, and that guy’s nipples don’t hurt the situation. I thought about becoming a photographer at one point, and this sparks the dream all over again.

fireworkssssss:

it took the words from my mouth…

fireworkssssss:

it took the words from my mouth…

(via fireworkssssss-deactivated20110)

I think my favorite thing about living in Salt Lake City is the amount of Mormon men who have recently discovered homosexuality and cannot keep their hands off of me. 

… well, that and not being in Texas while my beloved Rangers have their asses handed to them. I’d drink one too many Lokos and go off on a total tangent about how fucked up it is.

Also - despite my homosexual tendencies, my biggest hard-on is for Jesus Christ.